Fact: my penis is the only penis i will ever willing touch with love and tenderness.
Most men will agree that their package is the most cherished organ on their entire body. You can chop off a man's arms, lobe off his toes, or mutilate his face, but any injury to the genitals would mean the end of the world. My genitals and i have been through thick and thin; my first loose tooth, my junk was there, my first fight, my nuts and bolts were cheering me on. Me and my jewels are like homies that were down since day one. However like every relationship there are some cons.
Things I Hate About My Penis:
1. Unwanted embarrassing boners.
2. Sitting on my balls.
3. When it flips upside down or shifts to an uncomfortable area in my pants
4. It's well known vulnerability
Things That Out Way the Cons:
1. It gives me the ability to stand while I pee.
2. Low maintenance ( basic trim and daily wash)
3. IT'S MY DICK
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