Valentine's Day for the Single

All the single people are trying to ease the pain of being alone on Valentine's Day by saying that they could care less about a pseudo-holiday that allows for the expression of love and affection towards the opposite sex. Let's face it we all know that the single people on on Valentine's Day will not be dolling themselves up, prancing around the town square, and thus giving the proverbial "fuck you I can be happy on the one day couples shower each other with gifts to show appreciation for one another all by my lonesome."

I'm pretty DAMN IT!!!

NO! These single men and women who are Valentineless will wake up Valentine's Day morning, receive the flowers they bought themselves so the sting of the failure of not having a Valentine this year may lessen, grab the nearest cache of junk food in their pantry, and watch reruns of "Full House" as they drown themselves with self loathing.

Danny Tanner you make it hurt less

  

Lately

I've been drowning myself in work and writing ideas (dick jokes) for my blog so can distract myself from my actual issues. To be honest I'm pissed off at the world. Well mostly just the people in it. Humans are the most waste of time ever. All we do is wonder how shit in the paste relates to us. We try so hard to understand the
un-understandable (yeah I made that word up fuck you if you're hating). Human behavior has just been pissing me the fuck off lately. I don't get it. I'm sick of the repeating question of  "Why are we here?" and the repeating answer: "Because God(s) put us here to do what we were fated to do." What makes us so fucking special. Humans cause destruction, death, and disease. We create the ideas of what is vulgar and what is wrong. When we all die no one will care what we have accomplished. No one will care what we have created. No one will give a fuck.