Like any man in the world I was up late last night watching my daily intake of porn (male readers don't act like you don't fucking jerk your applesauce because you know you do). It was your basic pornography so it ended in the same way they all do, the lucky girl (or unlucky girl for all you feminists out there) got down to face-to-cock level and the man promptly ejaculated in the girl's face.
Now I'm no homosexual but I began to ponder the question most men ask when witnessing this: "What does semen taste like?" So instead of experiencing the taste of semen firsthand, I did the next best thing, I Googled that shit. After scouring link after link of more porn (most of which I did take a quick gander at) I came across a very imformitive article.
Apparently it's all about the males diet, and even bad habits such as smoking, vegetables with a high sulfur content (garlic, onions, asparagus, etc.) will leave his special man milk tasting bitter and unpleasant. Dairy products and red meats make semen taste salty.
This article also gave suggestions for keeping a man's Underpants Navy tasting sweet and delicious for your gal. Fruits, veggies (with low sulfur content parsley and celery), plenty of water, pineapple juice, and cinnamon all sweeten the taste of his dick spit.
So ladies, if you're tired of having warm salty and bitter cum in your mouth, don't stop going down (I REPEAT DON'T STOP GOING DOWN!!!!) instead just pop a mango in his mouth give him a salad and a gallon of water and hope for the best!
The same goes for the taste of the ladies. Its all about good nutrition.
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